I'm fluent in over a dozen languages - sadly only a couple of dirty ones! Love role play in the kitchen, messing about making good recipes, and using each other's (hunky) bodies as warm plates. Rich chocolate sauce tastes good round the arse rim, combined with thick cream round the balls. Home-made mayo makes a delicious shampoo. For safe sex, gravy and mash are excellent for lubrication.

Maagd